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One-upmanship

Three men were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The first man pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him curiously.
“That’s my pager,” he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rang. The second man lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, stepped out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others raised their eyebrows.

“I’m getting a fax,” he explained.

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The Truth About Cats and Dogs

A dog thinks: “Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me … They must be gods!”

A cat thinks: “Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice

warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me … I must be a god!”

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