One-upmanship

Three men were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The first man pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him curiously.
“That’s my pager,” he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rang. The second man lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, stepped out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others raised their eyebrows.

“I’m getting a fax,” he explained.

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About blaster219

Suspect is a Caucasian male, approximately 5'7" in height with blue eyes and brown hair. Last known place of residence in Manchester, UK WARNING: Suspect is in possession of number of swords, knives, firearms and other weaponry as well as body armour. He should be considered armed and dangerous.

Posted on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, in Jokes. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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